Girl: "Do you miss your family?"
Boy: "Are the girls in Czech hotter than here??"
Girl: "What is the biggest difference bettween Czech and here?"
Boy: "It is better here, isnt it?"
Girl: "is the food different over in Czech?"
Boy: "Do you have McDonalds?" "Yes" "Hey, they have McDonalds!"
Boy: "Do you have Burger King or TacoBell?" "No" "Oh God! they dont have TacoBell..!!"
Girl: "Do you have democracy in Czech?"
Boy: "Hey, What is the drinking age in your country?" "18." "Man! I wanna go to Czech!!"
Girl: "Do you drink or smoke?" "No." "Good!"
Boy: "Do you drink or smoke?" "yes." "Good!"
Boy: "Hey Martin, do you know what a dingleberry is?" "No"
Girl: "Dont teach him this! Martin, you really dont want to know that!"
Boy: "it is like a small ball of dry shit stuck in your ass hair!"
Girl: "Martin, dont use it! It is nasty!"
Girl: "Ok, so Will you have to repeat this year after you return back?"
Boy: "Is marihuana legal in Czech?" "No" "Damn!.."
Girl: "Is it cold in Czech?"
Boy: "Do you know what snow is?" "yes, do you know where the Czech republic is? :)"
Girl: "what do you do for fun in czech?"
Boy: "Do you go to parties??
Girl: "Say something in Czech." "Trista tricet tri stribrnych strikacek strikalo pres trista tricet tri stribrnych rek"
Boy: "OH-MY-GOD!! What the hell does that mean?" "It means something like Hello in Czech" "You've got to be kidding me.."
Girl: "Are you thinking in English right now?" "Yes" "And do you dream in English?" "Sometimes.."
Boy: "Do you drive?" "no, in Czech you have to be 18" "That suck.."
Boy: "how much is gas in Czech?" "About 6 dollars per gallon" "Shit!"
Boy: "Hey Martin! Do you still remember what a dingleberry is?" "Absolutely"
As you have maybe found out yourself, teaching foreign students "dirty" words is common and popular everywhere.` And even though you may not think so it is one of the most important language skills if you are to make friends on high school quickly. You simply have got to know at least the basic ones and I am doing my best to get good in the advanced ones also. However, there are some people who still think it is funny to teach you a word without telling you what the true meaning is. And when you happen to say "nigger" to the wrong person it may not be always fun. (That has not happened to me, thank god:). Therefore be sure to ask also for spelling (that is much harder, not many teenagers know how to spell this part of English) and then check it with someone else or look it up in a dictionary. (not normal dictionary of course:). Once you know the history:), spelling and all possible meanings of the word you are good to go and try!
Here is the official version of the word "dingleberry" : Dingleberry is a colloquial term for fecal matter mixed with toilet paper stuck in small round clumps to the hair around the anus. Occurring in humans typically indicate a sign of bad hygiene.
They of course did not say it exactly like that and it took me quite a while to even realize that these berries they were talking about have with other berry-fruit in common only the name and you definitely dont eat them with sugar as I was going to ask.
I told them that in Czech we play paintball with dingleberries. It made a big impression on all of them :D
Jo tak tohle je fakt dobrý. Hlavně ty stříkačky. xD